Sidewalk Sale (Pandemic! WMD!)

Sidewalk Sale List:
Apocalypse Now (Redux)
The Band’s Visit
Be Kind Rewind
Blade Runner (“Director’s Cut”)
Brideshead Revisited (2008)
City of Ember
*
The Counterfeiters
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button*
The Dark Knight
4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days
Gran Torino
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Hellboy II
I Served the King of England

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Iron Man
Let the Right One In
Mad Men: Season One
Man on Wire
Married Life

Milk
Nacho Libre
Paris, je t’aime
Pineapple Express
Rachel Getting Married
The Reader
Redbelt
The Singing Revolution
Slumdog Millionaire

Smart People
Tell No One
Tropic Thunder
Twilight
*
United 93
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
The Visitor
Wall-E
Weeds: Season 3
Young @ Heart
Zach and Miri Make a Porno

We’ll have only one (1) copy for almost all of the titles listed above.
Exceptions:
Twilight
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button
City of Ember
For these last three titles, we have two (2) copies available for sale.

Now, here’s my plan: I coast up at around 6:15 AM and get set. I plan on being ready to sell these precious photos (moving, with sound!) within the hour. On opening the big theater’s lobby the price will be high: $15.00 USD. Why so expensive, you ask? Because, I am selling entire television seasons of Mad Men and Weeds. At mid-morning, I’ll drop the price of all remaining titles to $10.00. Not too long after the mad dogs and Englishmen come out, the price drops to $5.00 for any and all leftovers.

Other Stuff:
Frisbees!
I found a box stashed away, forgotten, in the basement. Some are ‘glow-in-the-dark’. Some are blue. All have a mutated Liberty Hall logo on them, and they’re all regulation weight, high quality discs. Cost: $5.00 each.

Sweatshirts! (American Apparel)
We have five (5) size Extra-Large pullover sweatshirts emblazoned with eye-fetching, sparkly Liberty Hall logos on breast (single Saturn) and back (dual Saturns).
We also have four (4) size Small zip-up sweatshirts emblazoned with eye-fetching, sparkly Liberty Hall logos on breast (single Saturn) and back (dual Saturns). Cost: $22.00 each.

I’ll announce price drops and special deals through twitter for as long as I’m selling. Follow me, permazorch.
Here’s a deal, right-off-the-bat! Buy The Singing Revolution (“song was the weapon of choice when Estonians sought to free themselves from decades of Soviet occupation”) for $15.00 and I’ll give you a frisbee for free or sell you a sweatshirt for a mere $17.00!

Come into the sheltering lobby of Liberty Hall and browse away! Stay safe from the elements and shop in comfort! See you soon. -permazorch

~ by Liberty Hall on July 16, 2009.

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